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Which Monkey Breed is Your Favorite?
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Anyone from Long Island?
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a poet's epilogue
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May Queen
in The Personal Space of U668857
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Question for New Users
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Originality- Does it Exist???
in A Bunch of Monkeys
yes no yes no yes no maybe
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Another F***ing Poem
in Kat's poetry
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Her
in Sometimes...it just is
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How to Become Less Popular or Quick Tips for Making Yourself Despicable
in Unbelievably Interesting Crap About Me
burn baby burn
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A Question about Poets and Poetry.
in Versed, Re-versed & Unversed
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Blood in the Water
in Loom
intimacy daughters sisters history mothers hope blood mirror
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I'm having trouble responding to comments left on my poetry!
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if art really matters
in Just a Nastey Journal
Art War Choice
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Making a Mystery of Pollution
in Poetry
moon Mars fire lovers secret
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Maybe you'll enjoy?
in Just a Nastey Journal
Audio Poetry Mp3
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Poetry in the there and when
in Dregs & Other Unreadables
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politely avoiding the word 'hag'
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pondering the things we do not ponder
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praying wrong
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preaching nonsense on Machu Picchu
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pregnant leads to pause
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prepared for every disaster
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questions I didn't have the balls to ask
in Dregs & Other Unreadables
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Reality TV Sickness
in Open Forum For Discussion
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responding to critics
in Dregs & Other Unreadables
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The best cartoon ever

The Legion of Super Heroes
Superman
Batman
X-Men
Pink Panther
Woody Woodpecker
Looney Tunes
Danger Mouse
He-Man
Simpsons
Family Guy
Mighty Mouse
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Smurfs
South Park
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The Poetry Eye-Roll
in Just a Nastey Journal
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Madrigal Misery Tour
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Hey, Monkeys! What if you were limited to writing about one of the subjects listed below? Forever?

Powerful, stupid, perhaps, evil people (interview included).
Powerless, stupid, kind people (interview included).
Free roaming psychopaths and the ghosts of their victims.
Rainbows, butterflies, unicorns and urine stained blankets.
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Poetry that makes you sick.
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Picture-123.jpgHi, I look kind of mean in this picture because I was hoping to pop a cap in some poetic ass and that's hard to do with freckles. I'm trouble, Mistah. Not really. I just can't stop writing all kinds of crap that I doubt very much anyone wants to read. So far, I've been right. Which means I'm too smart for my own good. God, I wish the opposite actually made sense. I'd eat it with a spoon. So, I like funny, down to dis, unpretentious, unpriglike people. And humongous imaginations.I'm not at all shy- in fact, I'll jump right in the middle and make it my party. Just tell me to pipe down if I jabber too much. And please, don't take me so seriously that you start imagining I am someone I'm not. That misunderstanding thing....really sucks. But if it happens, I'll just tap dance til it's over. This is a bit of me...C

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