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This is clearly a sixties pin-up- note the contemporary style of artistic technique; there's more realism and the model is blatantly topless. Frankly, I think the lingerie clad or revealingly clothed pin-ups are a lot sexier. This made my collection because of the seals. What, in the name of God, are seals doing in a nudie shot? Since when did aquatic marine life become an acoutrement to the sex kitten? Give me garters and a princess phone any day. I really want to find one where the pin-up IS lying on the shoreline LIKE a seal and a Killer Whale slides out of the foam and devours her. Now that would be cool. Or the PETA people could use pin-ups in their myriad campaigns to stop this and that- like, having a model pose as a baby seal pup who recoils in horror as the bludgeoning huntsman appears. Then with a twinkle in her eye, she woos him into love, not murder.The only time pin-ups have really been "put to work", so to speak, was during war time, to boost morale. In fact, that's where the term, "bombshell" comes from. Sexy babes painted on the noses of World War II planes. Let me see if I have any more critters for ya.

Celticlion - on May 13 2008
I actually hate the style of this pin up. By the sixties, the wholesome, frolicksome titilation of the genuine pin up flavour was gone and everything looks a bit trashy. But the seals were in it. I regret my decision now. Damn those seals! They swayed me off the pure path of scantily clad but perky girl-next-door pin-ups!!! This seal sitting wench looks like she'd smoke hash and do it with 3 eskimos in a seedy igloo. Wow. Can an igloo be seedy? That would make a great lead in line for a story....C
Anstey - on May 14 2008
Or Wail writer.
ShannonV - on May 14 2008

hey hey now. she wouldnt do hash- hash is a nice drug. she looks more like a meth user to me.

all these pinups are trutly horrifing. i like pinups but really only knew of like, vargas-style ones. that are sexy and cute and nice and usually dont involve animals for no reason.

 

weiiird.

 

 


Celticlion - on May 14 2008
Okay, I actually have many of the beauties that you're referring to and I'l put one up- I was just so horrified by these animal pin-ups that I had to post them. As with any cultural genre, there are sub-genres and this animal thing is one of those, I think. I found others. Some are a running theme through out every pin-up artists portfolio- the telephone girl, lounging in lingerie, having a chat. I'll make that my next theme.
ShannonV - on May 14 2008
Ha, excellent. i do enjoy these though. "weird" was not a negative remark, quite the opposite. i like weird. i want to FUCK weird (see: marilyn manson, angelina jolie). though these bitches can remain unfucked.. they probably have VD from all those animals being so close to their snatches anyway.
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