The Idiot Shoppe

That's two a dunce,

this bum will cost you thrice.

I saw they kept the stupids by the nose;

thin wire went through each nostril; a device,

that kept the idiots up on their toes.

A mighty moron sat sucking his thumb.

These damaged goods aren't worth the cost you claim!

The owner fiddled with a drill, his sum,

was earned by driving bargains with sharp brains.

You're smart, I see, said he, let's have a chat.

Two beefy gimps slammed me facedown in spit.

Just brilliant! Would you have a look at that!

Hold still now, this might hurt a little bit.

Rws -

So that's how idjuts perpetuate themselves...hmmm...

Don't they usually become quite wealthy when they meet a good ventriliquist and enter politics?

Celticlion -
Many different kinds of idiots are available at the idiot shoppes and many different customers shop them- some aren't even aware they are in the store, they think they're at a concert or any number of other places where people gather. Some idiots think they're the customers and buy their own idiots to make themselves feel smart. Various scenarios like these play out all the time and are called something else. Coming soon to a neighborhood near you- "Heads 'R' Us"; a drive thru where you just pop your head from car to service window (after having perused the menu of choices) and get the tune-up needed, fresh chip implant, disc down load and such. The age of psychoanalysis will be dead. Most therapists will be recycled at Idiot Shoppes. I think it sounds dandy. Thanks so much for reviewing me, Bill. You are more fun than a meerkat!...Love,C

Celticlion -
M'kay, Bill, you're repeating yourself which could mean 1) your batteries are low, 2) you need a new chip implant or a new motherboard cuz the old one is fried or 3) A simple tune cerebral tune up at your nearest "lobo-lube" might do it. They also have home kits but I don't know if I'd trust a family member or neighbor to do brain circuitry work on me. I'll check on you later to see if you're still repeating yourself...Love,C