The Idiot Shoppe

Many different kinds of idiots are available at the idiot shoppes and many different customers shop them- some aren't even aware they are in the store, they think they're at a concert or any number of other places where people gather. Some idiots think they're the customers and buy their own idiots to make themselves feel smart. Various scenarios like these play out all the time and are called something else. Coming soon to a neighborhood near you- "Heads 'R' Us"; a drive thru where you just pop your head from car to service window (after having perused the menu of choices) and get the tune-up needed, fresh chip implant, disc down load and such. The age of psychoanalysis will be dead. Most therapists will be recycled at Idiot Shoppes. I think it sounds dandy. Thanks so much for reviewing me, Bill. You are more fun than a meerkat!...Love,C