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May 17, 2025  

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Making it up as I go along
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I saw Shannons list and it made me angry too, so I did my own...

  • Finger pointers as in "oh well thats his fault/ her fault/ anyones fault but my own" reference MY BOSS
  • This fucking keyboard because I cant type on it
  • money and the fact that I dont have any regardless of the fact that I work 10hour days without a break
  • the fact that I work 10 hour days, 6days a week, without a break
  • UK weather
  • sneezing/ couging without covering your nose (stolen from shannon) 
  • people that say they dont like something without ACTUALLY ever trying it THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH SPROUTS
  • people who say they dont like the taste of vegetables. they all taste different, how can you not like the taste of ALL vegetables
  • people who are anti-something without giving it a shot or understanding it in anyway (being friends with someone who is gay does NOT make you gay, its not infectious)
  • people that self harm just to show other people their scars
  • people who tell you their life story when , quite frankly, I didnt ask and dont care
  • if I say "how you doing?" i did not ask for a sob story, i was being polite
  • the americanisation of british spelling. do you guys have a phobia of "U"
  • lycra
  • people who refuse to recycle even though its really easy
  • people who leave the tap running/ dripping
  • mums who own huge 4-by-4's to collect their kids from school
  • countryside looking cars (see above) that are spotlessly clean and have obviously never been near the countryside
  • vegans
  • people who claim to be vegetarian but "occasionally eat fish" FISH ARE ANIMALS TOO
  • people who dont say thank you to anyone. this happens LOTS in india, nobody says thank you AT ALL.
  • people who think that service (i.e a waiter/ waitress/ room service etc) is code for SLAVE
  • people who click their fingers to get service
  • people who pick on me for being short (i LIKE being short)
  • men who speak only to my breasts
  • people who cant detect sarcasm
  • people who are sarcastic ALL THE TIME about EVERYTHING!!
  • my ex and the fact that he is trying to ruin my life
  • people who think graveyards are creepy because TV tells them so
  • people who tell their kids that things are creepy/ scary and therefore not allowing their kids to make up their own minds and giving their kids a fucked up view of the world eg spiders are icky/ graveyards are scary/ dont play with that man he WILL abduct you/ you must look beautiful/ youre getting too fat etc etc etc
  • people who claim they dont masturbate (what the hell do these people do with their free time??) 
  • the fact that all british school assemblys are christian and i was made to say the lords prayer everyday for 10 years
  • the fact that my degree is pretty worthless
  • the fact that i spent a SHIT LOAD of cash getting that degree
  • the lack of free parking anywhere. i just want to park my car!!
  • the fact that tampons are so expensive. i didnt ASK to bleed for 6 days a months. if you can get free condoms (and sex is a choice), we should also get free tampons
  • my mother
  • the fact that i want my dogs but my ex wont let me have them
  • fucking air india and their shit customer service
  • my broken laptop and the loss of all my photos
  •  people with tiny little pointless dogs, get a real dog or get a hamster
  • the fact that my boyfrends parents have more money than sense
  • the fact that i cant move to california cuz im poor

    • theres more, but i have to go work for minimum wage
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