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Helen

Revised 23/08/08

The poets write poems of poems,
the singers sing songs about songs,
and each thinks he’s one of the other,
so nobody’s where he belongs.

The epics have turned into dribbles
of pop culture yearning for fame;
the Odyssey takes you to Sony --
they’ll swap you a soul for your name.

Your face launches millions of youtubes,
and Paris will feed you for free --
but ten years adored? Try ten minutes!
(Five more if there's nipples to see).

Your battles will rage on, internal;
the “serious artist” will bleed
and beg you abandon this lover,
who covers your visions with greed.

And far in the distance an echo
of purpose oblique to the breeze
brings hope for sensational rescue
(with photographs; left profile, please).

But the oceans are empty and silent,
all the heroes have run from the fight,
and the sirens have no-one to sing for
as they whimper in Morphean night.

The poets have finished their poems,
and all of the songs have been sung,
so nothing is left but the lotus
and photos of when you were young.

Anstey - on Aug. 22 2008

I love that nipples line. It's not just that it's funny, which it really is, but that it's so true. That is such a perfect snippet of reality in today's internet reality.


Mosquitobyte - on Aug. 23 2008

PMSL Leanne, I can only aspire to being as near perfect as you. As for nipples...mmmmmmmmm nyum nyum nyum....

:P

Mos.


Aphasic - on Aug. 23 2008

When it's all dead and sung, it seems everything comes down to nipples.  Hopefully I've left that one open for a weeping riposte...

[ellipsis rules - my rules, but apologies all the same]


Colleen - on Aug. 26 2008

 I really enjoyed reading this.  It made me smile but has a sort of biting truth to it.    the 6th stanza is my favorite.  


Rws - on Aug. 26 2008

"So this is the face that launched a thousands dips and scorched the topless bimbos on Facebook."

~Mephistopheles:The Musical Comedy

If I take nothing seriously, it's all your fault for encouraging my lunacy. Nathan says hello, btw.


Leanne - on Aug. 29 2008

Hello all, I am pleased you are impressed by nipples. 

I think this is largely complete now, it's been revised quite a few times but there's always room for more improvement.  I gather from the lack of suggestions that maybe I've done my job.


Aphasic - on Sep. 1 2008

Belated observation; S6, change of rhythm, a plague of anapests?

Largely done, I guess. S7 doesn't stop, but that's merely a fastidious end to it.

Except [*twisted slime*] - please consider (before dismissing) 'so nobody's where she belongs.' It rounds out the melange of displacement (?).


Norm milliken - on Nov. 26 2008

I just love this.  Damn, it's good!


Leanne Hanson - on Nov. 26 2008

Cheers Norm, I think I'll have it framed and sent to Britney Spears.


Fractured Muse - on Jul. 11 2009

this is very good. and yes, love the nipples line.

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Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.



Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Leanne Hanson - on Jul. 11 2009

Thanks, I'm quite fond of my nipples too


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