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May 16, 2025  

More in MosquitoBytes Volume 05: Interjaculate Love - 2005

Rich Boy

Interminably Consternation

I own a house
Paid off the car loan
Hold equity in the local servo
Got my shares
With a blue chip telco
Intelligent and educated
I wear silk gloves
Whilst masturbating
But my life is so boring
Think I'll go out
See how it's done
Having a blast
Must be some trick to it
So tell the world
That I'll never get it

© 2005, Mosquitobyte

Celticlion - on May 19 2008
Question: If you wear silk gloves whilst masturbating, do you dryclean them? Throw them out each time and buy new ones? I've just never heard of this practice. Though I bet it beats(hehe) the hell out of latex.You're funny. Yeah, it's pretty boring, isn't it? Except for writing and some traveling. Maybe you need to travel ...C
Laurie - on May 20 2008
THis just made me laugh...perhaps it is the silk gloves...
Mosquitobyte - on May 20 2008

I created that line quite by accident! I thought, what would some rich wanker (pun intended) use instead of the normal, "blue collar" additives for male masturbation!!! :P

 

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