The things that irritate me... - Shakespeare's Monkeys

the things that irritate me...

finding things slightly irritating lately. work on them for me will you?? Stephen warned me about the dangers of letting people know, like, what irritates them, but irregardless I am, like SO chunkymonkeying on...

people not catering to my whims
people catering to my whims
bad hair cuts
paying for bad hair cuts
vehicles driving the speed limit in both lanes
valentines day
pink
no one ever getting me a pony when it was clearly the thing that would make me the most happiest ever ( note: Stephen got me a pony, but I still reserve the right to complain about all the other people who did get me one )
getting glasses, having arthritis, being told by a teenage doctor “it’s a 40s thing”
people who don't know as much as me
people who know more than me
cute noses
bikini waxing
writing poetry
lack of glitter / way too few shiny things
being ignored
peanut butter left on the knife
cracking of joints – arrrrggggghhhh
styrofoam – an evil substance
lack of speel chuck on pooetry sits
daytime television
99% night time television
a world made for right handers
skid marks in underwear
jaguars -- not the cat -- the car, it's a very irritating vehicle
getting out of bed
not be sleepy when I have to sleep
beinging sleepy when I can't sleep
itchy clothing
hangnails
damp
having cold hands and/or feet
men who are fascinated with lesbian sex
teenagers – specifically ones who need rides
cat litter
publishers
man purses ( unless their completely FABULOUS and match his dress )
phone texting as a primary form of communication
country, easy listening, top 40, smooth jazz, ‘pops’ “music”
people who don’t get Monty Python ( albatross! )
people who don’t stand up to me
people who try to push me around
okay I admit it – people…

Comments

Anstey -
Spam, Spam, Spam, eggs, and spam.

Anstey -
I think #24 goes without saying too often. I wish there were a group in opposition to that.

Callooh -

this looks like a bum.

sadly I think #24 is grossly under-reported. that and banal television

Anstey -
The word banal makes me blush. the word anal makes me flush. Isn't that interestnig?

Derma Kaput -

and now, the larch.

the larch.

Derma Kaput -
But seriously, what about the knife that gets licked clean before being reinserted into the peanut butter?

Anstey -
What about the knife that still has peanutbutter that is inserted into the jelly?

Anstey -
Or even worse... what about the jerk that inserts the peanutbuttery knife into the freshly opened fluff.

Anstey -

there is no end to the chicanery of the peanut butter villains.

Anstey -
Your list is startlingly small. I would have thought you could have gotten it well over 144 items.

Callooh -

I only gave myself one point for every year this world has enjoyed my company...

re: peanut butter: there IS no end. -- friends don't let friends PB--it's as simple as that.

larch is such wonderful onomatopoeia, I could sing it all day long larch larch larch wonderful larch larch larch ....

----- Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm

Callooh -

the banal was anal, and

blushed at the rush of virgin white fluff...

Rene' -

Not at all to sound like I am 'giving in to you' or rather 'sucking up' but I do agree with all your irritating little pet peeves and find none of them banal nor anal either one! Now Stephen on the other hand could be another story!!

We should start a page that holds nothing but all of our pet peeves, maybe even that could become a pet peeve for someone else!

I hate assholes by the way, ignorant and rude drivers, too many people in my house, and most lately....people in general! Hey, don't we have that one in common?

----- LIFE: I messed up, can I have a 'do over'?

I am orbiting, I don't know where, but I am orbiting something!

Leanne -
My list just has "people" on it. Everything else is people's fault. Except mosquitos, and it's legal to squash them. If it was legal to squash people, everything would be just dandy.

Callooh -

works for me... actually I work quite hard at making it on to as many people's pet peeve list as possilbe

if it were legal I would likely been squashed decades ago.

----- Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm

Aphasic -

I can't see 'lists' mentioned anywhere...but then, what do I know
[don't ask - I'm lost without my list]

Someone tell me they're inclined to list...

Derma Kaput -
Keeping a list is at the top of my list

Rene' -

adding to my own list; selfish idiots who promise one thing and do something else entirely THEN don't even have the decency to admit how badly they screwed up! actually, just plain selfish people all together, lack of common courtesy.....damn, I could just go on and on. Must be because I'm getting old and have no patience for ignorance any longer (hell, I don't have time for patience anymore)!

----- LIFE: I messed up, can I have a 'do over'?

I am orbiting, I don't know where, but I am orbiting something!

Callooh -

lists are for wimps... real people boldy go forth listless, clueless, and unburdened by convention... (and proptly forget the milk at the grocery store)

I think Leanne is right, it's people really -- incredibly irritating -- no one ever acknowledges my true importance anymore...

----- Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm

Leanne -
I fully acknowledge your importance, it's just that it doesn't mean much.

Callooh -

it's the acknowledgement I crave, the importance of it really doesn't matter - you know like being important on daytime television -

I am far too vain and superficial to care about the basis and reasoning behind the adoration - I'm just here for the unadulterated-before-the-peanutbutter-knife kind of 'fluff' you buy in a jar

(did I miss sycophants? how did I manage that?)

Mosquitobyte -

A world made for right handers? Oy vey!!!

Left handers are much better than right handed folk, we have a larger right brain for one!

Any left hander who needs left-handed can openers and the like, well, hand back your right brain, you obviously don't know what it's for.

Mos.

Callooh -

and we're much better looking...

my can openner works poorly for both hands...

---- Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm

Anstey -
I'm sorry did you say something i was reading #16

ShanV -

What an excellent list.

1-6. Agreed

7. I like pink.

8. Samesies.

15. The gay agenda will change this

18. I can crack my toes.

34. I need a ride to the mall and back and then back to the mall again.

37. they are called murses

Finding things to be annoyed by is an art form. i'm being completely serious. is it beautiful.

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