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More in Rows of Words & Punctuation there's more than one way to eat a Reese's or skin a catI have no desire to keep
a skinless feline, its pelt, or chocolate-covered peanut butter. I'd rather eat it, wear it on my thighs -- the Reese's I mean, not the messy Chinese food -- than hide it out-of-reach in the cabinet above the fridge. I prefer to stuff it whole in my mouth and silently let it melt away while crossing my fingers til I'm through that the phone won't ring. |
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