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people suck

when I go quail hunting
i like to miss
and hit other hunters

the quail are unarmed
(though winged)
and it seems a shame to shoot them

the hunters however
are vicious
and mean

weilding big fat shotguns
and noxious smiles

Rene - on Sep. 29 2007

The immediate question that comes to mind is this, exactly what are you hunting with since they have 'big fat shotguns' and this is actually referred to as something that is sinister? Is yours maybe a slingshot that hurts but doesn't kill? Are you using a pea shooter like a straw and small stones? Or, are you using a 'big fat shotgun' as well and therefore went forth with the same sinister aims as the other hunter ?

Other than that, I loved it! 


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Rene'


I am orbiting, I don't know where, but I am orbiting something!
Alcuin of York - on Sep. 30 2007

Rene just doesn't get the riddle...

it's Dick Cheney!

He feels sorry for the birds. That's what's known as 'Compassionate Conservatism'.

Alcuin the Kid


Anstey - on Sep. 30 2007
While 100% non-partisan it was inspired by Mr. Cheney .;)
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  • stephan

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