people suck

The immediate question that comes to mind is this, exactly what are you hunting with since they have 'big fat shotguns' and this is actually referred to as something that is sinister? Is yours maybe a slingshot that hurts but doesn't kill? Are you using a pea shooter like a straw and small stones? Or, are you using a 'big fat shotgun' as well and therefore went forth with the same sinister aims as the other hunter ?

Other than that, I loved it!