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So tell me vegetarians, please answer this post haste:
what would we do with all the cows that we should cease to eat?
With hooves that crush and teeth that rend to turn the grass to waste,
what is their place upon this earth if not to give us meat?

Where would we loose those cattle? On the fragile veldts and plains?
Farewell, o noble elephant, we've no room for you now,
you've lost to methane farters in the PETA pap campaigns,
I doubt we'll see their soybean pastures given to a cow.

I've never heard an answer and I doubt I ever will --
the air around the pulpit seems to stifle new ideas.
We meat eaters are oft accused of fondness for the kill,
and I can think of one I'd greet with loud resounding cheers.

 

Anstey - on Oct. 25 2008

I love veal. Not saying. Just saying. You know?


Tracey - on Oct. 25 2008

 

This seems perfect for a certain upcoming publication I well know...

Laurie - on Oct. 25 2008

Cheers to a perfectly grilled rare steak! Yummy!


Leanne - on Oct. 25 2008

It's all Laurie's fault, this was a 2-minute job while we were having a conversation about annoying people and obviously the militant vege heads my list.  (Disclaimer:  I do not hate all vegetarians.  I think they're wrong, but that's their prerogative.  I do hate all preachers.  The combination of the two is a really dreadful mutant.)


Laura doom - on Jan. 16 2009

Dreadful mutants - yummy!


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