hi

Jen this is absolutely delightful!

Thanks Norm:)

I fed my monster presents

To keep his appetite at bay

Some laxative-laced brownies

Coaxed the fiend to "run" away

I fed my monster birdy poop
and some excellent red wine
he seemed to be quite grateful
as he sat nearby and dined

LOL:)

Please don’t fed the monsters
don’t give them birdy poop
no laxative-laced brownies
their poop turns green as pea soup

Perhaps the green

that seems obscene

will paint the lawn

it's dribbled on

and cause a rose

to swiftly grow

that doesn't smell a bit

like...monster

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Jennifer Ragan: on Oct. 7 2008
from Camillus, New York
Famous children's author....just nobody knows it yet

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Monkeys: There are no monkeys here. If you're looking for monkeys, go away. Well, actually there are monkeys, but they're of the hairless variety that writes poetry and such. If that's not what you're looking for move along.