If Your Toes Were Your Nose

Do you suppose
if your toes
were your nose
and your nose
were your toes,
you’d sneeze from your toes
and walk on your nose?
Do you suppose
you’d wear shoes on your nose
and blow snots from your toes,
if your nose
were your toes
and your toes
were your nose?

1- Norm on Jul. 11 2008

Ah, Jen, you are the master of this form...or should I say "Mistress?"

2- Anstey on Jul. 11 2008

Dominatrix of Snot Doodles

3- Anstey on Jul. 11 2008

if my eyes were my thighs
They'd be much more lean
looking up at my...

oh dear that's obscene.

4- Rws on Jul. 11 2008

If your toes were your nose

then your socks would be slick

from running uphill

each time you were sick

5- Callooh on Jul. 12 2008

my nose runs and my feet smell ... oh no I'm built upside down!

and I would like to propose

a ban on panty-hose

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Jennifer Ragan: on Jul. 11 2008
from Camillus, New York
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