Surfing Under the Influence

I forget this guy's name, but it was about someone on DMV...can anyone figure it out?

random strains of whimsy
or the typings of a million monkeys?

........or both, perhaps?

A death match of Cleon and Godzilla,
with swarms of front page coverage.

Filling a leaking tank of time
from a drumful of dry ideas,
or hogging the road, compensating
with an Italian import?

Would you rather.........

I contribute value,
or clog your vision with
a sea of charlatan points?

Shotgun blasts draw attention,
but crying wolf can move past apathy...

Aphasic -
What is that? Diamorphic Viagra?

Anstey -
Stephan Anstey?

Anstey -

Is there such a thing as 'Diamorphic Viagra?'

I was thinking back, and I honestly have nothing. I don't remember any surfer dudes there

Aphasic -
Well, no - it's more of a contraception in terms...

Anstey -
Dr. Aphasic Spooner, Mattress of Poopetry.

Aphasic -
I am flattened, your very reverend Anstey, Mantra of the Ploppy Tree.

Michael Mission Harris -
No no no he wasn't a surfer, surfing as in surfing the net. Always posted stupid polls with lots of over-punctuated elipses and just drank.

ShannonV -
I remember. That guy's in hell now. I took care of it.

Leanne -

"compensating with an Italian import"... bellissimo!!!!... give me more ellipse cream, I'm underpunctuated.

He is in hell. I've seen Shannon's tan, she's definitely been to check.

Anstey -
Johnny Fathom?

Michael Mission Harris -

I don't think so... I think he was middle-aged, talked about how he drank while he was online, always posting stupid "this or that?" threads on the forums... he ALWAYS used excessive ellipses too. like.......................................

Derma Kaput -
That almost sounds like Terry Olynik, but I wouldn't have guessed it from your poem.

Anstey -
Terry Olynik was the 'this or that' guy. that's for sure.

ShannonV -
I was thinkin' Terry, cuz he was a total fucking douchebag. I don't remember the ellipses thing but I dunno.

Michael Mission Harris -

YES it was terry Olynik THANK you.

Yeah, it's kind of lost its relevence over time, but I still hate him. And I can tell you 100% confidently, he abused the ellipses more than anyone I've ever seen.

GOD I hated that guy.