Captain Of The Toes

We're going to the market!" 
Yelled the biggest piggy toe.
"So get your piggy's moving,
Cause I'm Captain of the Toes!"

"You're not the boss of me!"
Cried piggy number two.
"I'm gonna stay at home
And there's nothing you can do!"


"I'm so very hungry!"
Snorted piggy number three.
"I need a roast beef sandwich
And a nice hot cup of tea."

"I do not like roast beef
And the market isn't fun."
Piggy number four whined,
"So I guess that I'll have none."

Take me!  Take me!  Take me!
At the market I shall roam
And the littlest piggy squealed,
"Wee!  Wee!  Wee!" all the way home.