The Poetry Eye-Roll Poem

For Stephan;)

If you poetry eye-roll me
I'll pull your eyes out through your ears
And shove them up your nostrils
Until each eyeball disappears

So then your snotty eye-roll
Is right where it should be
Deep inside your snot fields
And cannot bother me

1- Anstey on Mar. 11 2008

Oh. MY.

How VIOLENT. :o

2- Aphasic on Mar. 11 2008

Indeed - it seems like Anstey is in dire need of a blow-job...

3- Tracey on Mar. 11 2008

HA! PURRfect. (Notice, selected emoticon has his eyes covered to protect himself from the wild Aphasic...)

----- Sometimes, ya gotta approach me like the postman does and ring twice.

4- Anstey on Mar. 11 2008

Oh my.

5- Leanne on Mar. 12 2008

Snot and violence were made to go together, really. Jen's the best celebrant.

6- Jen on Mar. 12 2008

Well, eye-rolls in general are snotty but "The Poetry Eye-Roll" (which Stephan coined and I found rather funny) can make a poet go postal.

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Jennifer Ragan: on Mar. 11 2008
from Camillus, New York
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