Altruistic Vomit (monkey not included)

hope is a canister of bugs and grease
a nephew in a t-shirt, a blue dress on niece
love is a pond full of tadpoles and mud
all whipped together in a splatter of blood
charity is nothing but a lie with a smile
swimmin with some broccoli 'tween the teeth of denial
think about it quickly, then take a while
everything is nothing more than everything else we know
so...

hope love and charity
eating tuna and cream peas
waddling round up on their knees
thinkin' bout the mountains and blue seas
hope love and charity
what's it mean to me?

what's it mean to me?

hope is a rag doll in a tattered dress
a daughter and a son in a big fat mess
love is a fridge full of cheese, (please!)
cheddar, Gouda, muenster and yes.. some brie.. some brie
charity is almost night or almost death
the first bit of whiskey on your breath
think about it quickly, then take a while
everything is nothing the more that we smile
so...

hope love and charity
eating tuna and cream peas
waddling round upon their knees
think' bout the mountains and blue seas
hope love and charity
what's it all mean to me?
what's it mean to me?


hope is a blister and a bottle of puke
a salad with the lettuce please hold the cuke
love is game of chess (but we've lost the queen)
a really bad opening if you know what i mean
charity's a book by a dead russian guy
over a burger with some sweet potato fries
think about it quickl, then take a while
everything is nothing more than leaves in a pile
so...

hope love and charity
eating tuna and cream peas
waddling round upon their knees
think' bout the mountains and blue seas
hope love and charity
what's it all mean to me?
what's it mean to me?

hope love and charity, nothing more than insanity
everything means nothing when i stop and think
hope love and charity, god how it all scares me
when i realize just how much people stink
people stink
so...

hope love and charity
eating tuna and cream peas
waddling round upon their knees
think' bout the mountains and blue seas
hope love and charity
what's it all mean to me?
what's it mean to me?