Daze Of The Weak

M-F, 9-5. This is a pretty standard looking thing in the civilian world, and most everybody can recognize its meaning with little to no explination. Monday through Friday, 9 am to 5 pm, your standard work week. Many are fortuante enough to work this illustrious time schedule, much more prized for those who don't work it.

The military is that *wink-wink* 24/7 job where day's off aren't guarentted. 24 Hour Duties. 2 Week Training Missions. Deployments. Even federal holidays come under fire. It's always Monday in the military.

As a joke, I made a mock "work week" for several people, and I will repost it for your amusement. Don't worry, no animals were harmed in the making of this schedule.

Moanday :p - Wake up before God. Shower, shit, shave. Eat. Police call the entire country side. Work until after God goes to bed. Rinse, repeat.

Whoday? - Sleep? Get gear. Throw it at someone's head. Grab trck. Truck doesn't start. Kick, scream, curse, and yell at truck until it starts. Eat? Go out. Destroy things. Avoid CNN spy satillites that constantly follows. Come back. Clean everything, then clean the cleaning residue. Rinse, repeat.

Whenday? - Stay awake. Drink coffee like its water, drink water like its vodka, drink vodka like its coffee. Go somewhere, proceeded by yelling. Details. More details. An excessive amount of details. Get a cracker for dinner. Enjoy. Rinse, repeat... twice.

Durs!day - Sleep. Get woken up 5 minutes later. Be early for something so you can be told your late. Others show up later, actually late, and not a word is said. Classes, lots and lots of dumb classes. In fact, it is always the same class. Food, from Moanday. Get off early... only to wait around for no particular reason at all, lasting up to 5 hours. Rinse, Repeat. If you were late, go back to Moanday :p

Lie-Day... - Wake up, can't remember if it's Moanday :p or Whenday? Receive paperwork that looks as thick as a tax code. Preceed to do. Finish in 12 hours. Receive second stack. Rinse, repeat, recycle.

That-or-day - Sleeeeeeeeeeeeep!

Someday! - Rinse, repeat, recycle.