Recipe For Disaster

I'll have a pinch of pride mixed with self-loathing thanks. Oh and a healthy
dose of scepticism, some apathy, misplaced passion, intuitive sexuality,
stuttering sex drive,.....um....fear of ...er commitment, some compassion, a
double serve of smarts. Now let me see, oh yeah, I'll also need a heart.....only
last seasons display model left? A couple of cracks..oh..you'll fix that..ok
then, 1/2 price, even better. And finally, I'll need a large dose of humour,
he's got to hide behind something. That should about do it; I'll scrape the rest
together.

What am I making?

An Andrew of course!

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