Like, A Sonnet

so, like, you know, a dude named will or bill
would write those words like thee and thou and thy
(wassup with that, the guy should chill his chill)
and now it's freakin' hard to figure why
he wrote those words, was he a brainiac?
and reading all those lines - hell now I'm stuck
no way, I'd know, like what a maniac,
the chicks would swoon, you know? like WTF??
so number XXX really blew my mind
and will (not bill?) was hung up on those Rom-
-an numbers (damn, that's wacked) it's like a crime
against three letters (bummer) now they're clones
and yeah, I think I get it, what's the deal?
'cause now I'm rhyming all this shit for real