Lunch Time

School Lunch

Our schools lunch is grotesque;
It ate a hole right through my desk.

Monday’s menu made me shudder,
Snot Dog on a Bun.
Tator Rots with Catsoup
And screamed beans on the run.

Tuesday’s choice stunk up the school,
Hot Tomato Poop.
Toasted Sneeze Sandwich with Apple Slop,
Served in one giant scoop.

Wednesday’s lunch cured my toes,
Chicken’s Fingers with Deadly Dipping Sauce.
Nibbled Corn and Watersmellon,
That’s sure to cause memory loss.

Thursday’s creation caused a sensation,
Hamboogers with French Flies.
Slimed Pears and Gooberry Muffins,
To try it would be unwise.

Friday’s choice was the worst,
Poopcorn Chicken Bites.
Broccoli with Wheeze Sauce
And Fresh Garbage Salad,
Endangering human rights.

My mom said, “I shouldn’t whine.
The food they cook is just fine.”
Because I was rude
And mocked their food,
She packs me
Peanut Butter and Smelly.