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cataclysmic cosmic approaching catatonic

mental barf written on a fast food napkin (really)


The best laid plans

careful what you wish for
things couldn’t get any worse
you can’t please all of the people all of the time
or even some of the time
sometimes none of the time
sometimes not even yourself
so what’s up with this stupid pleasing thing?

and this you must always remember
never forget
no good deed will ever (ever) go unpunished

friends don’t let friends ... what?
and what is it that friends let friends do?
should do?
what do you do with friends who hate each other’s others?
let do, don’t do, should do – with who?
will this be on the final exam?

planning
planning is over rated
spontaneity on the other hand
(there will always be another hand to keep you on your toes)
spontaneity can bite you so hard on your ass it bleeds
(ass biting on the other hand can be under rated)

and as a rule try to speak the same language
as the man you’re having that wild affair with

and another thing
scratch that last thought
and skip the conversation – its over rated
and can lead to planning
and we all know where that can get you

and sometimes even well placed
humorous loving support
can mean fuck all
yes, yes heartbreakingly sad, but true
these times may call for biting sarcasm
and excessive speed

and when you plan
(plan a four letter word)
to run away
when that escape opportunity opens up
you should Get the Fuck Out of Dodge
do not pause
do not think

do not pass go
LEAVE

when you miss that chance
or the chance misses you
or the fates intervene
or whatthefuckever
what do you do?
rant, wallow-in-words, tantrum?
try-to-find-the-message-in-all?

What if there is no fucking message?
What if you’re really stuck in dodge?

so what?

So WHAT?

so what if you’ve simply fallen into a
Cataclysmic Cosmic approaching Catatonic
Cluster Fuck
and THAT’S where you were always
meant to be?

So what…

Comments

Leanne - on June 12 2007

I want to know if a cluster fuck is the same as a gang bang. 

Although it sounds a bit more chocolatey. 


Jen - on June 12 2007

Maybe it's more like a brain fart.


Callooh - on June 12 2007

it's one of those unidentifible life moments....


Alcuin of York - on June 13 2007
Rubbish! You got everything mixed up! It's "You can't clusterfuck all the people all the time" and "friends don't let friends bite you so hard" and "these are the times that try men's well-placed supports".
I'm glad we settled that!
Alcuin
PS: Who was it who said "Poetry's the reason were here"?
Versus where else?

Callooh - on June 13 2007

Alcuin of York:

RE: clusterfucking and amounts of individuals - it simply is a matter of desire and perserverence - it CAN be done

and good friends bite the best of all.

I'm not even touching men's well placed supports! well......

as for the poetry, I'm here for the groupies.

 


Tracey - on June 14 2007

Musta been a clusterfuck of a long napkin. :D

I found this to be a wild and entertaining word-ride that's inspired me to find those long napkins and keep them at hand for any mental barf I might projectile vomit in the course of a day.

 


Callooh - on June 14 2007

Tracey:

I use all surfaces (conservationist that I am), and write in a short hand only the mafia and I can read....  (I'd say more, but I'd have to kill you all)


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