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God Is A Freckle Fiend

I changed the ending of this to make it kid friendly.

 

 

 

 

If I get another freckle,
I think I’m gonna freak.
There’s no room for one more freckle,
Upon my freckled cheek.

There’d be freckles upon freckles,
Freckling up my freckled nose.
There’d be freckles in my eyeballs.
How the heck do freckles grow?

I don’t need another freckle
There’s not a spot to spare.
God must be a freckle fiend,
Cause he put freckles in my hair!

 

 

 (The last line use to read:)

 

"I don't need another freckle

No thank you, I shall pass

God must be a freckle fiend

Cause he put freckles on my ass"

 

Comments

1- Anstey on May 25 2007

WOW Jen, You could have a rated-x book of children's poems for grown-ups.

 

I know there's a market for that. You could sell them to Conan O'Brien.


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  • stephan
Jennifer Ragan

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on May 25 2007
from Camillus, New York

Famous children's author....just nobody knows it yet
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