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The Grumpy Shoe

Just more goofy crap for kids

 

I have a grumpy shoe.
I stepped in doggy do.
I gave my shoe a shampoo.
My shoe was covered in poo.


Its eyelets cried,
"Boo Hoo!"
Its tongue turned greenish blue,
Its laces sneezed,
"Ahhh  Choo!"
My shoe caught the flu.


Your shoe would be grumpy too
If it was covered in poo,
Had a shampoo and caught the flu.


Watch out for doggy do,
Or you could have a grumpy shoe too!

 

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1- White_Feather on May 19 2007

I read this to my 6 y/o, and he and my 3 y/o and 60  y/o mother cracked up.  He wants me to tell you he loves it!   He wants to read more, so I think you can add at least one more fan to your growing list!

Jennifer Ragan

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on May 19 2007
from Camillus, New York

Famous children's author....just nobody knows it yet
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