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Shakespeare's Monkeys

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typical love in teaneck new jersey

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the emu ate my homework
the squid will say it's true
i will beat you silly
but the oxen still love you.

the kiwi isn't just a fruit
a wolf gives you the bird
i will love you silly
but a kiss? that's just absurd.

the red ants do an irish jig
the elephants are sad
i will hold you silly
but the baboon will drive you mad.

the ostrich hates your blue dress
the llama spits in your face
i will love you silly
but now? but here? DISGRACE
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