stump speeches suck

"Hark!" in ancient speech
to all around
i gentle screech
a silly sound
and then the mole
from darkened hole
spins in uncontrolled
reverberation
echoing retaliation
on my fat white ass
he in jubilation
i with consternation
land with larded crash

"You little rat"
he saw my fat
and skittered
a bit back down
swear as i might
to his rodent delight
i was just left with a frown

stump speeches suck

"Hark!" in ancient speech
to all around
i gentle screech
a silly sound
and then the mole
from darkened hole
spins in uncontrolled
reverberation
echoing retaliation
on my fat white ass
he in jubilation
i with consternation
land with larded crash

"You little rat"
he saw my fat
and skittered
a bit back down
swear as i might
to his rodent delight
i was just left with a frown