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More in Release the Hounds Talking to myself when i get a toothacheA giant invades
my cavity "Why are you here?" I ask but he returns only silence. Still, he wore a nice suit, and my cavity isn't so big that you expect people to dress-up for visit. "Anyways, thanks for coming," I say. The giant looks at me with rowdy green eyes and thick chewy teeth for long enough to make me uncomfortable down to my kneeballs. "Whatever," I say,"Whatever." Abruptly he breaks the silence, "Anyplace to sit here, Maggot?" I point at the pile of flotsam washed up from some other part of my wasted life. He rubs his enormous hands together and grunts a resonant deep unholy grunt full of oatmeal and brownsugar then throws his ass down on the pile and starts to sing some sea chantey I could have lived my whole life without hearing "you know, you have a problem," he mutters. I look right at him. A biting grin cast across his face like a shadow then "Oh, not me, I'm wearing Armani -- nothing in Armani can ever be the problem. Sorry, but that's just a fact your problem is bigger than me," he laughs. "You don't give a shit about yourself, is what I'm saying," he says. I look at him. He scratches himself and it should be obscene but he's in an Armani suit so, instead it looks dignified. "Look at yourself, Maggot. you're nothing you're nobody and you never will be. You could get this cavity filled by some sap in a white jacket but in the end, the real cavity..." he stabs his meaty thumb into my sternum "the real cavity... that's not going away." He sighs. "Why are you telling me this?" I ask, "If there's no way to fix it, if it's such a lost cause, why come to unfilled cavity sit down and mock me into oblivion." He shakes his head left then right, "You're so stupid," he says, "are you dead?" "No." "Then there is hope, Maggot." |
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