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More in Release the Hounds the secretOh my.
"pssst," through my dingy yellowed teeth
happy and aching with cola and chocolate, "I have a penis." Shock coursed through each smile lipfirst, tongue-lolled then with a gulp down the throat to the pit of holiness in the empty stomach "yes dear, you do," my mother said softly and then," would you like an oreo?" "No mother, I want my penis to grow." The audible intake of air made me smile and she said simply, "It's time for bed." "yes mom," i kissed her and padded up the stairs penis and all. "brush your teeth dear, that's the secret." |
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