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Shakespeare's Monkeys

Infinite Monkeys. Infinite Typewriters.

May 16, 2025  

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Before looking at porn

hating penguins is my favorite hobby
next to masturbating (emotional or
otherwise -- perhaps you'll never understand that)

they have those grimy little faces
covered in stupid and beady eyes full of
reticent idiocy, what is there not to hate?

Cuteness? There is no cuteness in black and white
no love in the greasy fowl feathers of those noxious birds.

Under the cold waters they will dance in and out
searching for little fish to satisfy their little hunger

while beneath them a great white shark awaits
a single mistake, a moment between oops and dead
then the joy of blood, the ecstasy of one less moron

Oh, how i love to hate penguins
there is such joy in the slaughter of bad dreams
and cold wet nights remembered.
Kath - on Jan. 30 2007
I think if it weren't for the "pen" in penguins, they would never attract the hate or compete with self-love, especially in the hands of poets. "Guins", however being a typo for "grins" and was tautingly covered up by the inventor of the word, who could not write poetry and in fact absolutely hated both pens and pencils and only wrote nature articles which were mostly rejected. Thus really, I think your quibble may be with the word and notthestinky birds at all, really they do stink, I know-- we live next door to the zoo.
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