Happy Birthday to me

Oh happy birthday to me
One year short of thirty three

Shall it be tequila and lime?
Or am I just old before my time?

Where's my cake and where's the loot
No that's not it, that's eye of newt

Should be on my way to work
No I think just this once I'll shirk

I'll prance and play and sing a tune
Dance real close with the man in the moon

All of my candles have finally gone out
When did the dizziness come about?

Oh my, oh Dear, oh holy crap
Perhaps it's time for my birthday nap