peace on earth

i've decided that it's time for me
to be a people person

so when you ask me for advice
I will give you the best advice I can
(to get you killed so you never both me again
you stupid bastard)

and when you need to be held
I will hold you (around the neck
with both hands
until your face turns blue
and then I'll wait til I'm sure you're dead
and hide your body in a cement slab
and drop it in the harbor.)

I'm tired of wasting all my time
being angry (so it seems to me that the best
chance for extended peace
is by getting rid you all
one
by
one.)