praying wrong

I was in a hurry
trying to scootch out one last thought
before they all dried up
and she suggested I pray

I was pretty sure I didn't have time
but, since God wasted his time making me
I figured
"hell, i'll make a moment for the big guy."

"Dear God," I prayed --- because I like to start that way
sort of 'letterish'

"Dear God,
please help me smite my enemies,
please help me crush all the people who stand before me
and my happiness.
Please help all the fools who would thwart my will
fall down before me in fear and anguish.

Oh, yeah, thanks for the world and everything.

Jesus rocks!"

So far, no luck with that.