because she asked

when a woman asks you
to write about your cock
there is an imediate urge
to look up the word 'chicken' in the dictionary
and hope that all the squawking that ensues
distracts her from
asking about your paltry 5 inches
or a girth not much different
than two thumbs tied together

droning on about how cocks don't have lips
just big loud heads doodledooing nothing
but making the sun
might foil her from envisioning
a throbbing purple one eyed beast
and that vein that runs on the backside.

i'm really just too chicken
to reveal my lack of manhood