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advice I'll take


Julie gave me words of wisdom
that I'll take to my grave,
"People don't like dead animals
unless they're served with ketchup."

i'm a big guy, but i'm going to be cremated
so there will be plenty of room

and since i'm an animal
I figure I'll need the ketchup
because I can't go through eternity with everyone hating me.
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