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More in Dregs & Other Unreadables destiny, density, the pope and an ice cubeHand in hand we walked into the cool evening,
the pope and I. He was unsteady. Old. Slurring his words a bit, which disturbed me like a maid at a cheap motel who doesn't notice the sign on my door. I felt a bit peculiar in jeans and a t-shirt with this painfully crumpled little man in formal robes. We stopped for a moment, and pondered destiny and the density of the population of the silly city within the city on the Tiber. I held the door for him when we arrived at Vincenzo's Pizzeria he mumbled. "Scuzi?" the brown-haired midget of a man with a seedy moustache and brass-rimmed glasses. "He wants a large coke with ice and a small italian, everything, oil, no mayo, extra provalone," I translated the latin grunts for his holiness. He smiled at me, and I asked about the Redsox. He laughed. I grabbed the sandwich, and offered all the depths of my profundity, "Sometimes, God sucks." He laughed again. Then, clear and strong in perfect English, "He does what he will." Hand in hand, we walked into the cool evening, and John Paul crunched ice from his coke. |
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