Haiku: Series 4

1.
poetry snobs suck snot
even on warm summer days
when normal folks smile.

2.
my hands shake slightly
reading bad poems by fools
I look up and pray

3.
i count poorly
my haiku are broken like spring
it would be wise to quit now.

4.
Onji exist
even when the wind doesn't
and my tears forget.

5.
slipping into hell
the red sun blazes before me
silent and honest.

6.
darwin's selection:
live, strong, smart, and well suited
for springs cold floods.

7.
the silk worm pauses
just long enough to dream summer
and a large silk thread.

8.
seven words well meant
misunderstood by poets
and lost in winter.

9.
seven dreams well dreamt
misunderstood by poets
and lost in winter

10.
seven words well said
misunderstood by poets
and lost in winter.

11.
Seven days well spent
screw the poets, screw them hard
and get out the sleds.

12.
I ate tunafish
while the rain fell through windows
and left a puddle.

13.
damn the torpedos
dive. dive. dive into the lake
where the salmon swim.

14.
bad Haiku written
poorly and without nature
a waste of your time.

15.
the poetry snobs
sitting quiet by the tree
mock truth and my love.

16.
the poetry snobs
standing laughing and stupid
eat me, and it's bad.

17.
holy catharsis
and nicotine patches
on the wooded path.

18.
nuns, priests, and bitches
embracing satan and spring
all because they can

19.
God kicked my ass well
I'm not smiling this winter.
It is cold and sore.

20.
Fork ewe, and drink wine
mutton is served cold and dry
like bad octopus.