helping you understand me

I'm only half as fictional as most people --
my whole story is based on real life.

The part about the unicorn
impaling my sister isn't completely true,
in the non-fiction biography
I pushed her down some stairs
and she broke all the bones in her ears.

And the part about the dragon
is only partly true,
her name was Grace and when she dated papa
it killed the family.

But I know you have a hard time understanding
how a man like me
can live such a fairy tale existance
while you're so down

I don't know
maybe it's the sunglasses
that let me see the Emerald City.