important questions

I've been hanging out with this
really smart girl
who has gorgeous nipples
mostly-tan-little-bit-rose
thick as her pinky
with half-dollar areola

sort of delicious
and enticing at the same time.

I keep thinking
about them and how

maybe if I rubbed my
little-boy-nipples against hers,
they'd get smarter?

What would I do with smart nipples?
Would my nipples philosophize?

What would anyone do with smart nipples?

I suppose,
even smart nipples suck.