horny as hell

today in madison wisconson
a monkey did something
i'm sure

fucking monkey.
God, I hate that
stealing my thunder
when I could be fucking you

oh sure,
i'm in boston
and you're freakin' not

and that fuckin' monkey is in
fuckin' madison
fuckin'
wisconsin

but I know
you're not riding my face
and screaming in the agony
of bitchy little orgasms
that linger for hours

and I have to blame something
God knows it's not my fault.

God knows, It's not me
that's stopping us
from dancing the don fucking campbell biological imperative
until we're both all sweaty

God knows it's not you
that's stopping us
from making every damned poet on earth blush
at our wanton blaze of slurping and sliding.

No

It's not us

it's the fuckin' monkeys in fuckin
madison
fucking
wisfuckinconsin.