I really don't want to tell you

There is a large green snot
hanging from your nose
but I won't tell you

I like monkeys
and they way they throw
their poop

There is a brown stain
just above your left buttock
where I wonder if you sat in
chocolate or...

I like llama
and they way the spit
in your face

There a piece of toilet paper
stuck to your right shoe
and it's making a funny noise
as you walk by.

I like priapimistic rottweilers
and the way they
rub up and down on your leg.

"There is a large green snot
hanging from your nose
you might want to take care of that."