presenting my perspective

my opinion is smaller than you'd expect
(for one so loud)
and purpler too.

It stands out
and looks sort-of-good with orange things

I would share it with you,
but you seem the type to say,
"size matters," because sure it does
but I think you're not really considering
the importance of quality

my opinion is smartly dressed
dances well with any issue on the floor
and loves long walks on the beach,
chocolate and all that jazz,

Of course, he has problems too,
I know.

Really. I do.
he really just needs to learn to be
more social...
and to stop lookin' at all that porn.