And then there's the story of Gloria whose sex life couldn't be gorier she went down to the vet to get what she could get A sheppherd? A Poodle? or a Terrier.
There are no monkeys here. If you're looking for monkeys, go away. Well, actually there are monkeys, but they're of the hairless variety that writes poetry and such. If that's not what you're looking for move along.