politics of my right

Taliban in my pocket
and old mao is in my ear
what is that you say,
communists everywhere?

terrorists drinking coffee
clerics eating cheese
ooh..look..the sunset in the east
let me drop down to my knees

Yum yum, Tony Blair!
British chap..real nice hair.

Yak Yak, Jacque Chirak
bastard, boob, what a quack.

Democrats, Republicans
Methodists and freaks
Goth-goth girls with mohawk swirls
and piercings in their cheeks

Jesus wearing leather chaps
Allah in a thong
The Torah etched in sealing wax
Buddah can't be wrong.

Ho ho, wouldn't ya know
Santa Claus caught with a big fat ho

My My with chocolate pie
Toothfairy dancing, why ain't I?