Mao and Me

Mao Tse Tung looked really dapper in red.
"put down the sickle and hammer, man, and have a beer."
"No. Mao Tai," he smiled.
I shrugged.
The Mao Tai was served in this little tiny tea cup type glasses.

Chairman Mao slammed it back with a loud, "Ahhhh..."
I took the shot
and the fire burned my throat.

He laughed.
"Thanks, that was great," I lied just a little.
"You are welcome," he smiled through his nasty little thin lips.
I wiped away the tears, "Dear Lord, that had kick."
he got very serious,
"There is no God."

I raised my right eyebrow,
(mainly because i can't raise my left,
even if I want to in homage to that fat prick)

"That is debateable," I sighed.

His beady eyes lit up like ebony in a field of diamonds, "No it is not."
Then he shot me

with opium.
That is as close to God as there is.

mmm.....