sipping french wine in italy

Found myself in tuscany
eating chicken and some cheese
said, "hey mister, would ya please
pour some wine in a glass for me.'
He rolled his eyes of china blue,
"I'd be glad to do that for you."
some how though I think it wasn't true
never trust those italian dudes...

Roll me up, Roll me down
sunshine blaring on my frown
ain't nowhere here I can rebound
drinkin' wine without a sound

Headed back to my hotel
been here twice, I know it well
always topless chicks who liked to tell
me stories about their lovelife hell
her long brown hair skittered and twirled,
"Ya know ol' man I been half-way round the world
see dozens of flags and every one unfurled
but still, nipples blazin' i'm just a simple girl."

Roll me up, lay me down
grunt me groan me through my frown
fuck me hard on my rebound
drinkin' wine without a sound

Plane takes off at half-past three
three australians, half a Brit and a somali
fillin up first class seats with me
engines roar, "What will be will be..."
salty peanuts in a foil bag
eat'em while I sit with a nasty hag
brown eyes cloudy and her tits both sag
the way she's glarin' -- must be on the rag

Roll me up, crashin' down
screaming, dying, I don't frown
maybe we'll skid and I'll rebound
drinkin' wine without a sound

Roll me up, lay me down
in an old oak casket with my new dead frown
and no more chances to rebound
or drink my wine without a sound
no more drinkin' chardonay
i know I know..but hey hey hey
no more sangria filled with lime
no sirree I ain't got time
and the cabernet sauvignon
washed away and it's all gone
Merlot, Grenache, Chenin Blanc
pinot gris, pinot noir -- no more thanks
Riesling, Semillon, zinfandel..
don't need them now..cuz I'm in hell..

Roll me up... lay on down
laugh real hard while I frown
watch the grass grow -- I won't rebound
drink your wine without a sound