Crazy Love

She wears a live lemur on her head
like a knit hat, and sings about her toejam

She tells stories about a man who ate cheese
melted over the bodies of his enemies

She pretends she is a police officer
searching for a woman who stole an apple

She pretends she is a woman who stole an apple
searching for a police officer to catch her

She says, "He left me ... he left me...
i loved him and he left me."

But she never cries
that would be crazy.