potty training Elizabeth Sue

Mother eats asparagus
but only with a roasted shrew.

Father likes bananas,
but never in hamburg stew

Sister poops on mondays,
in her diaper if I'm lucky

cleaning up that mess of peas
is so very very yucky!

Mother tells me when I'm big
I'll be rich as rich can be

Father says I'll play piano
and sing along in key.

Sister poops on tuesdays
in the potty if life is good

I try to help her get it right
because Gramma says I should.

Momma eats a chimpanzee
and sometimes a roach in bugjuice

Daddy says that's terrible,
as he slices up his broiled moose.

Sister poops on wednesdays
but never at three p.m.

Papa says she needs two baths
but he never helps with them.

Momma Tells me that I'm small
but someday I'll be taller too

Daddy says he hopes so
while he cleans Elizabeth Sue.

Sister Poops on Thursday
sometimes she seems so proud

Gramma blushes and turns her head
when farts so very loud.

Momma eats her hotdogs
and every last bean upon her plate

Father seems distracted by
the dinner that we ate

Sister is all smiley burpy
and she stinks of poop filled pants

Oh wait..that's not Elizabeth Sue
That's one of my dear old Aunts!