planning the engagement

i've never written lyrics
i've never written verse
i've never told the truth
when i'm ridin' in a hearse

i've never poached a pheasant
i've never poached an egg
I've never loved you baby
unless I was ridin' tween your legs

I've never sang a solo
I've never called your name
I've never lied at all
when I said you were insane

I've never flown to Paris
I've never swam to Bonn
I've never been anywhere
when I thought you might tag along

so kill me with your kindness
break me with your words
tell everything nothing
i'll pretend I never heard
and we can be a couple
and we can be all right
just let say a prayer that God will take me home tonight.