Man's approach to a public bathroom says a lot about his character. The question is not whether he likes them, hates them, or prefers them to the one or two in his home. Of course he prefers his home. We all prefer to shit in private. Pissing is not so much of a concern; in fact, you could argue that pissing is even better in public bathrooms. In a public bathroom you don't need to worry about pissing on the seat, on the floor; or, in the worst case, all over the new roll of toilet paper b/c your dick's too stiff to piss downward and you've got your backed up against the wall, trying to arch a stream of piss from 5 feet away. But I'm getting off track. I was talking about public restrooms and the way men behave when confronted by the need to use one. A man who walks in to a stall, plops his ass down and shits w/o a worry in the world is someone to be taken seriously. This is a man who doesn't fret over petty things like a few drops of foreign urine. This is a man who'll mow his lawn on time. He'll work hard. He'll know the value of a buck. And he'll shit on queue, at the subway station, on a plane, in the bathroom of a woman he just took out on a first date. This is a man to be taken seriously. A man who absolutely, under any circumstances, refuses to shit in a public bathroom should be taken seriously as well, only for different reasons. You could call him a thinking man. But he probably thinks too much. Thinks himself into trouble, if you know what I mean. He'll know that 10 bottles of Ajax wouldn't assure him safe passage. That after a thorough disinfection, there's still enough fecal matter floating around to catch hepatitis. He'll know it's remote, maybe as remote as being struck by lighting, but he'll still wait until he gets home. This is a man w/ a sound credit history, a proper mortgage and a killer's mind for chess. So, again, he should be taken seriously. A man who shits in a public bathroom, but holds a few reservations about it, now, he's a fool. He'll shit in the stall, but only after he covers the seat w/ a little bit of toilet paper. He'll ignore the fact that the paper itself is tainted. He'll feel safe, never knowing that his ass is hovering a mere six-inches above water, however flushed it may be, that could kill a man in 2 days flat. He'll shit w/ minor concern. And for that reason alone, should be considered by all who confront him w/ minor concern.